Crush a Wish

OK! So Since this forum is fairly new, i can forgive you for not having Crush a Wish
Basically it goes like this. First person makes a wish and the next person to reply has to crush the last person's wish while still fulfilling it. So pretty much make it come true, but make it come true in a horrible way. Oh and once you've crushed the previous wish, you have to make a wish yourself so the next person can crush, then wish and so on and so forth.


Ex. wish: I wish I had all the money in the world
crush: Granted, but since no one else has money, they invent a new economic system so our current way of paying is no longer needed.

OK! Now we understand the rules, I'll start off with the first wish.

I wish my laptop would start working again. It's been about a month and I still get the blue screen of death.

Your wish is granted however.the screen sucks you into oblivian, when you emerge out again computers no longer are needed.

I wish that...i had the hottest girl here to make out with meh X]

Your Wish is Granted But, Well your making out with her you notice something poke you in your leg.. Therefore " the hottest girl" isnt really a girl. =]
I wish i was worth loving..

Granted, but you're too loved and you can't even go to the bathroom without being followed by your fans.

I wish I had a pet pig. It's always been my (current) dream to have a pet pig.

You get one but sadly, it turns out to be a rapist, and is wanted for rape of thousands of other pigs ^.^

I wish i had the best hamburger in the world

Granted it's made of my rapist pig XD

I wish for world peace (oh this should be fun)

Your wish for world peace comes true, BUT now there is no need for the military or weapons builders now so 30% of the world are now out of jobs and now living in poverty.


My wish is for the middle east to be leveled with nail-filled nuclear missiles.

Your wish is granted. However the hole punched in the ozone layer by the nuclear missiles means we shall all be killed by solar rays. And the nuclear winter to follow.

I wish china would surrender all its rice.

wtf...anyway.Wish granted.HOWEVER!!!!!!!!! The rice has some kind of disease.And you die.

I wish the person i love right now stay with me forever ^.^

WISH GRANTED!! But you'll end up with many kids. 0:


I wish my potato would talk to me!

Your wish granted. But the potato turns out to be a major trash talker. ;-;

I wish that my cat would stop scratching me. D=

Wish granted. It stops scratching you, the very moment it got ran over.

I wish to have 3 boys!

Granted, but they are born with mental and physical disabilities and you have to stay up through the night and day to keep them from their hearts giving out and so you can listen to their story about wonderful "imaginary dolphins."

I wish I could go and conquer France. Don't ask me why.

O_O My poor babies.

Wish granted. But you get shot down my the US military. Oh yeah, in yo face. 0:

I wish Yaoi would be more popular. >.>

Wish granted, but Yaoi would get so popular it would end up being consider old news after a year.

I wish I could visit my father for once. For no good reason.

Wish granted! BUT!!!!!!!!!!! You're father turns out to be Richard Simmon's personal oiler.

I wish I have a wish crushed. (Haha, beat that one)

Granted, but it's crushed only crushed inside your head so it doesn't matter.

I wish i had horns. I'm not talking about antlers, or tusks, or those croisant shaped things they claim to be horns, i'm talking about jagged growing-straight-out-of-ya-temples horns.

Wish granted, but the horns would grow too big and brittle, they end up falling off, and won't grow back after the third time.

I wish I had a non-poisoness snake, that acts like a loyal trained pet dog... >.>

(Destroy mah awesome horns will ya...?)
Granted but a badger comes along and eats it

I wish I had a flower that I could give to the girl I like.
(Ha! Cheesey wishes are always hard to crush!)

[Take my pet snake dog thing, hm?]
Wish granted but the flower ends up to be some poisoness flower from the rain forest.

I wish that I could see my best friend/sister again.

GRANTED!! BUT...you find out your father is really your mother.


I wish I could have a wish crushed.

-Crushes Wish.- GRANTED!! but it reforms.
I wish i could have a vampire bite me.. yumm

(OK... that's not all the least bit creepy... XD)
Granted, but you grow obscene amounts of hair and have a craving for meat every second of the day (wait... what?)
I wish Dom wouldn't recycle wishes >.>